In memory of me
When I die
Do not insult me by
Praying
That would be using my scattering grave as a toilet
On your knees even when standing have courage
To acknowledge you entreat only yourself
Though, if you are of the practical bent,
You will have planted vegetables in my patch
Of ash and your voiding of useful nutrients
Could help diminish disasters of famine.
Remember to dream; Yes
There is something greater than ourselves
It is the universe
Be not afraid
When I die
Be useful
Bring cup cakes and frozen free-range
Chicken to the barren place and as they thaw
And crackle-cackle let this be heard
As reflecting the effect of my non-corporeal poetry
On the ten times table; cook the chicken
With brightly colored vegetables
Remember to use sodium free salt
Offer the dish to homeless ravaged people
That is my preferred meaning of my life
(Meaning which I alone can make
And am alone responsible for)
Pass the cup cakes around
Be polite
When I die,
With no choice humanity will continue
To be brief and, as the universe, complex
(incomprehensibly so)
That is the human condition; in denial
Of which, we vex existence and the innocent.
Nevertheless I command you
(Only so you can giggle at me in middle finger derision)
To drive en masse down to the hip, cool, boogie,
Party-people part of town and with all the windows down
Through giant woofers and tweeters promote hearing loss
With Elliott Carter blasting at maximum warp
In celebration of my bit: On that occasion at least
Let the arseholes on the strip shake the street
With something worthy of the trip
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