That Cheeky Charley Heir to the Throne
If it is “precious and sacred” to them
Or you, that is perhaps ok
Though don’t you think female genital
Mutilation, sharia law, the execution of
Apostates (and some other practices)
Should, more than perhaps, demand
A clarion call of “no way!”)
In any event, when anyone attacks
By insisting
Their dishonest and offensive
Claims to "knowledge of god”
Be precious and sacred
To me
I will oppose your
Vacuous regal prose
And them
Vigorously
